breathe (mach e hauch…)

Before I became a musician, the people visiting the workshop of my father usually stayed in my mind not because of their artistic achievements but because of their stories and jokes. One went like this:

— Guess what I’ve eaten
— ?? No idea. Breathe (“mach e Hauch”)!
— HAAAAARHHH!
— Hmmm. Onions??
— No.
— Breathe again.
— HAAAAAARHHH!
— Hmmm. Garlic?
— No.
— Breathe again.
— HAAAAAAAAAARHHH!
— I don’t get it. What have you eaten anyway?
— Wild strawberries…

If you ever wondered, why someone has dumped two cups full of one-inch-thick raw red onion rings on top of your lunch salad, you now know the answer. They want you to tell this joke at the afternoon meeting.

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