rock issues

The old story (was it Roald Dahl who wrote it?) about the sheep farmer who knocks someone down with a leg of lamb and then offers the blunt instrument to the inspector-in-charge as a lamb roast can be re-cast in many ways. Frozen squash is one obvious alternative, but with the avocados we can get here, neighbor-stunning is probably going to be the new pastime-à-la-mode for the enlightened cook. What else can one do with these green rocks?

Tags: avocado